week 2, friday

[vigilantics]

[ sometime after natsuo's body was found, stephanie will make her way varian's room. she is really hoping he is in here because if she came all this way for nothing that'll be very unfortunate. ]

Hey. Varian?

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[alchemenace]

I should look in the library to see if I can't figure out what exactly it is that attacked us. So we have a name to curse.

[ deadpan. it joke ]

[vigilantics]

It'll probably end up being from the stupidest story in the whole place.

[alchemenace]

I don't know, the library's version of Rapunzel is up there.

[vigilantics]

Oh, you guys found that?

[alchemenace]

I did. I don't know about the Princess. [ he didn't see her top level :/ ] It had surprisingly little in common with the real thing.

[vigilantics]

... well, you know stories. They tend to be sensationalized.

[alchemenace]

You're telling me. The rumors about "the lost princess" back in Corona were not nearly that intense.

[vigilantics]

She was lost?

[ she does not know rapunzel's tragic backstory ]

[alchemenace]

[ varian's a shit who just kind of tells people about it w/o caring thank ]

Oh, yeah, she, she was kidnapped as a baby? But obviously she's fine now.

[ define fine. ]

[vigilantics]

[ uHHHHH ]

Oh so they... found her quickly then.

[alchemenace]

Is eighteen years quick?

[ because. like. yeah. ]

[vigilantics]

But she is eighteen!

[alchemenace]

19. [ wait. no she isn't yet according to her memories/timeline ] I mean, um, almost nineteen.

[vigilantics]

[ varian get your cover story together smh ]

Oh my god?

[alchemenace]

[ whatever it was like a week off so she probably is nineteen now! ]

Yeah I suppose when you haven't heard the story your whole life it is kind of a big deal.

[vigilantics]

So I guess you guys met after she was found then?

[alchemenace]

Yep. Fun fact, she came by Old Corona because she thought I was a wizard. Common mistake back home, but it usually does not bring royalty to my door.

[vigilantics]

You must be so excited for all of those wizard visits.

[ no ]

[alchemenace]

... No. Not really.

[ the rumors that he's a wizard aren't friendly but ofc he won't say that out loud ]

[vigilantics]

Why did she need a wizard anyway?

[ why is this such a stereotype ]

[alchemenace]

Magic hair issues.

[vigilantics]

Ah, of course. Magic hair. That explains all seventy feet of it.

[alchemenace]

It is very, very... long. But that's not all it can do. Outside of this place, it's also virtually indestructible.

[vigilantics]

[ what ]

You mean that she somehow doesn't get split ends?

[alchemenace]

[ well that's just a lack of imagination steph ]

... I mean virtually indestructible? It can't be cut, broken or anything.