week 5, wednesday

[vigilantics]

[ when souji walks into the kitchen, he will spot stephanie! she seems to be... trying to reach something that's on the top of the fridge? unfortunately, because of the uno leggy, she can't actually jump or anything to reach it properly.

there's something purple up there. it looks like cloth? ]

Comments

[sanguinairy]

[?????? WHY.]

...Your tone doesn't match up to your words.

[vigilantics]

If anyone here tries to feed you some, please bash them in the head with it as self-defense.

[ YEAH! ]

[sanguinairy]

[THAT'S CONCERNING ADVICE. But what's perhaps the most concerning--]

The fact that any cake can be described as having the ability to "bash" is concerning.

[vigilantics]

I'm telling you all of this only to protect you, Souji.

[sanguinairy]

Then I suppose I should be thanking you for saving me from such a terrible fate, hm?

[vigilantics]

You should! I'll always be watching your back, dude.

[sanguinairy]

Ah-- [He has her back too!! But...] Dude?

[Another one lost to the modern lingo hellpit.]

[vigilantics]

Oh, it's like... a term of endearment?

[ she's already got shirasu to call her "dude" like that. ]

Kind of like a universal nickname you can call multiple people.

[sanguinairy]

[Shirasu calling Stephanie dude is such a golden moment...]

Oh! I see... That's pretty convenient.

[vigilantics]

There's a lot more like it, but dude kind of holds a special place.

[sanguinairy]

Is it your favorite?

[Is he going to have to start calling Stephanie dude now too.]

[vigilantics]

It's pretty high up there?

[ please, for the love of god, do it. ]

[sanguinairy]

[Dude from here on, forevermore.]

I see! I'll have to remember it.

[vigilantics]

Great! I'm always happy to help.

[ with useless modern slang ]