damian

[vigilantics]

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[vigilantics]

... as long as it's safe!

[ she adds

that part again ]

[bittybat]

You and Grayson can stop hovering. I know what I'm doing.

[DOES HE]

[vigilantics]

I'd be concerned for anyone.

[ but like, mostly him ]

[bittybat]

For some reason, I highly doubt that.

[EVERYONE STOP HELICOPTERING HIM]

[vigilantics]

Okay, I have a higher investment of concern for you. I'm not sure why that's surprising.

[bittybat]

Why? I can look after myself, you know, Brown.

[Wait, this is about being a gremlin, isn't it? He frowns.]

I'm not going to do anything to jeopardize anyone else.

[vigilantics]

I don't think you're going to jeopardize anyone else.

[ her concern is

him. himself. ]

[bittybat]

Todd is the one you should be worried about. He lost a tongue last time, and was shot by an arrow. Among other things.

[STOP]

I was fine.

[vigilantics]

[ THE SPEED IN WHICH HE DOXXES JASON IS INCREDIBLE ]

Well, we're somewhere new now, and you have a hard time sitting down.

[bittybat]

[STOP, JASON NEEDS TO BE DOXXED. JASON DID SO MUCH AND GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK.]

I assure you that you have no leg to stand on, Brown.

[he does not understand

the true joke of what he just said]

[vigilantics]

[ she just

starts cough laughing ]

[bittybat]

Brown.

[:\]

What the hell is so amusing?

[vigilantics]

Oh, nothing. It's just a reference you wouldn't get.

[ ANYWAY ]

[bittybat]

[He makes a face.]

I will throw animal excrement at you if you do not explain yourself.

[vigilantics]

Just because you're ten doesn't mean I won't fight back.

[bittybat]

You cannot retaliate because you were the one who initiated the date. You have to wait until it's finished.

[vigilantics]

If you make the first move, it is completely in my right to defend myself.

[ i thank god every day their arguments don't get this stupid in public ]

[bittybat]

Tt. Stop deflecting and explain.

[time to have an argument like this at trial saturday]

[vigilantics]

It doesn't matter that much.

[ damian can never know ]

[bittybat]

"That much"? Brown.

[vigilantics]

At all!!

I regret ever wondering what having a sibling would be like.

[bittybat]

Yes, it's an annoying inconvenience. [me looking at comics and squinting at timelines] Try having five.

Half of you aren't even officially my siblings.

[vigilantics]

Be nice to your siblings.

[ stop being a brat ]