phoenix

[vigilantics]

shitpost....

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[slobjection]

[ egging time..... ]

Ever done this before?

[vigilantics]

... when I was younger.

[ it's admitted with a sheepish laugh. ]

[slobjection]

You know... I never did. I was too nervous.

[vigilantics]

Aw! You need to live out your dreams.

[slobjection]

Suppose I'm making up for lost time.

[vigilantics]

It's never too late for that, even if you are apparently so very old.

[slobjection]

"Apparently"? You doubt me?

[vigilantics]

Very much so.

[slobjection]

That's very hurtful, Ms. Brown.

[vigilantics]

I am a very hurtful person. It's on my passport.

[ it's not ]

[slobjection]

You should change that, then. And stop slandering innocent elderly like me.

[vigilantics]

[ she pretends to think about it ]

Nah.

[slobjection]

What if my poor heart can't take it?

[vigilantics]

We'll start a fund to get you a pacemaker.

[slobjection]

I expect hefty contributions from you... for putting me in this situation to begin with.

[vigilantics]

I don't recall being the cause of this, actually.

[slobjection]

But you made a hefty wound to my heart....

[vigilantics]

I do not regret my crimes.

[slobjection]

So why start a fund?

[vigilantics]

Tax purposes.

[slobjection]

Better cut me on that.

[ we should probably have a new pc ]

[vigilantics]

Yeah, yeah.

[ we should im crying sipp ]

[slobjection]

[ gimme a bit i'll throw something up ]

I'll hold you to it.