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[batman voice] steph no ([personal profile] vigilantics) wrote2020-06-12 07:46 pm

phoenix

shitpost....
slobjection: (to become an attorney)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ the murder is going to take place in the chondo and the mods will have to redo their entire plan im calling it now. ]

[ anyway phoenix has been wandering but slows to a halt and holds up a hand in a wave. ]


Break time?

[ he assumes she's been busy, she seems the type ]
slobjection: (don't be a lawyer!)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Was thinking of getting some eggs to throw at the office.

[ it's impossible to tell whether he's joking or not ]
slobjection: (didn't know what i wanted to do)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you protect me from chicken attacks.
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Then, shall we?

[ he's definitely getting attacked ala link with cuccos the second he goes in there so she has to protect him, she promised ]
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ this was supposed to be a joke but now it's happening ]

[ let's say there are no eggs so it was all for nothing ]
slobjection: (Twenty years old)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ tomorrow in the strip search they are covered in chicken scratches. ]

.... Well, no eggs there.
slobjection: (so i set off on a journey)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Looking for fresher ingredients.
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Guess so. Lead the way.

[ he will follow ]
slobjection: (DONT B A LAWYER)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ a grand egg adventure ]

Mostly tired. I'm too old to run around solving murders all the time. You?
slobjection: (pretty smart kid)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
You? You're a youngster. Not a dried up old husk like me.
slobjection: (when it comes to)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
That's my line.

[ don't steal his shtick.... ]
slobjection: (quickest way to ruin your life)

[personal profile] slobjection 2020-06-13 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I said it first, but you didn't hear it.

You're too young to be old.

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