phoenix

[vigilantics]

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[vigilantics]

Break time.

[ she lifts a hand and waves back. ]

You?

[slobjection]

Was thinking of getting some eggs to throw at the office.

[ it's impossible to tell whether he's joking or not ]

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Can I come with?

[ maybe she just wants eggs. ]

[slobjection]

Only if you protect me from chicken attacks.

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I promise to guard you with my life.

[slobjection]

Then, shall we?

[ he's definitely getting attacked ala link with cuccos the second he goes in there so she has to protect him, she promised ]

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[ i deeply hate this

but i guess they are going egg hunting ]

[slobjection]

[ this was supposed to be a joke but now it's happening ]

[ let's say there are no eggs so it was all for nothing ]

[vigilantics]

[ well

time to nyoom out of the chondo before they die ]

[slobjection]

[ tomorrow in the strip search they are covered in chicken scratches. ]

.... Well, no eggs there.

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I don't know why we didn't just go to the kitchen.

[slobjection]

Looking for fresher ingredients.

[vigilantics]

Well, it looks like we have to settle for less fresh.

[slobjection]

Guess so. Lead the way.

[ he will follow ]

[vigilantics]

[ and they're walking! ]

... you doing okay?

[slobjection]

[ a grand egg adventure ]

Mostly tired. I'm too old to run around solving murders all the time. You?

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... yeah, same.

[ they are not old ]

[slobjection]

You? You're a youngster. Not a dried up old husk like me.

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I dunno? My back hurts.

[slobjection]

That's my line.

[ don't steal his shtick.... ]

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I said it first, so it's mine actually.

[slobjection]

I said it first, but you didn't hear it.

You're too young to be old.

[vigilantics]

It currently doesn't feel that way.

[slobjection]

[ pats it twice ]

There there, back.

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My back thanks you.