vigilantics | phoenix

shitpost....

I said it first, but you didn't hear it.

You're too young to be old.

It currently doesn't feel that way.

[ pats it twice ]

There there, back.

My back thanks you.

You're welcome, back.

[ are they continuing their quest to egg the director's office ]

[ yes

TO THE KITCHEN ]

[ egging time..... ]

Ever done this before?

... when I was younger.

[ it's admitted with a sheepish laugh. ]

You know... I never did. I was too nervous.

Aw! You need to live out your dreams.

Suppose I'm making up for lost time.

It's never too late for that, even if you are apparently so very old.

"Apparently"? You doubt me?

Very much so.

That's very hurtful, Ms. Brown.

I am a very hurtful person. It's on my passport.

[ it's not ]

You should change that, then. And stop slandering innocent elderly like me.

[ she pretends to think about it ]

Nah.

What if my poor heart can't take it?

We'll start a fund to get you a pacemaker.

I expect hefty contributions from you... for putting me in this situation to begin with.

I don't recall being the cause of this, actually.

But you made a hefty wound to my heart....

I do not regret my crimes.

So why start a fund?

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