phoenix

[vigilantics]

shitpost....

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[slobjection]

[ this was supposed to be a joke but now it's happening ]

[ let's say there are no eggs so it was all for nothing ]

[vigilantics]

[ well

time to nyoom out of the chondo before they die ]

[slobjection]

[ tomorrow in the strip search they are covered in chicken scratches. ]

.... Well, no eggs there.

[vigilantics]

I don't know why we didn't just go to the kitchen.

[slobjection]

Looking for fresher ingredients.

[vigilantics]

Well, it looks like we have to settle for less fresh.

[slobjection]

Guess so. Lead the way.

[ he will follow ]

[vigilantics]

[ and they're walking! ]

... you doing okay?

[slobjection]

[ a grand egg adventure ]

Mostly tired. I'm too old to run around solving murders all the time. You?

[vigilantics]

... yeah, same.

[ they are not old ]

[slobjection]

You? You're a youngster. Not a dried up old husk like me.

[vigilantics]

I dunno? My back hurts.

[slobjection]

That's my line.

[ don't steal his shtick.... ]

[vigilantics]

I said it first, so it's mine actually.

[slobjection]

I said it first, but you didn't hear it.

You're too young to be old.

[vigilantics]

It currently doesn't feel that way.

[slobjection]

[ pats it twice ]

There there, back.

[vigilantics]

My back thanks you.

[slobjection]

You're welcome, back.

[ are they continuing their quest to egg the director's office ]

[vigilantics]

[ yes

TO THE KITCHEN ]

[slobjection]

[ egging time..... ]

Ever done this before?

[vigilantics]

... when I was younger.

[ it's admitted with a sheepish laugh. ]

[slobjection]

You know... I never did. I was too nervous.

[vigilantics]

Aw! You need to live out your dreams.

[slobjection]

Suppose I'm making up for lost time.