vigilantics | chipmunk cabin......... 3!

[. . . . . . . I. what is happening]

[it's the first time Akira has been back to chipmunks on Wednesday, so imagine his surprise when he finds a) a new roommate?? and b) Dick covered in wounds that he sure did not have on Tuesday]

[so!!]

[anyway Akira is sitting on his top bunk just sort of staring at Dick as he enters the cabin. then at Steph. then at Dick. then at Steph again]

[is someone going to Explain]

[ steph is fine and good, she's a capable young lady, it's someone that is a little more concerning. you can't even get five minutes of peace around here can you.... especially when your roommates are not as sneaky as they think they are. ]

--Master Grayson? [ CONCERN??? ]

[ at the same exact time as yy, ]

Dick!

[ has she explained to anyone why she is just lounging here? no. will she? a mystery. but she is scrambling out of bed. ]

[I mean he REALLY WANTS TO ASK but she's going for Dick first, and since Dick is injured (??) probably they should take care of that first]

[HE WILL ASK IN A BIT]

[ it's cool ]

Oh, you guys are here.

[ and awake. damn it. he says it casually like nothing is up, lifting a hand in greeting before going to his bunk, taking out the med kit he brings around everywhere and depositing it. hi! everything is fine ]

Steph needed a new place to sleep, so I offered. I figured that was okay?

[ WHAT FACE ]

[. . . DICK]

Well, that's on my list of things to ask about, but first things are first.

Whaaaaat the heck did you do?

Challenged a chihuahua and lost...

That's not surprising. I'd always bet on the chihuahua in a fight.

[Dick deserves this gentle roasting]

[ in a grave tone, ]

One bit my toe off.

[in an equally as grave tone]

One killed my entire family.

[ this "chihuahua" must be a formidable monster indeed.......... ]

[does yy not know what a chihuahua is]

[ there is no such thing as an ancient chinese chihuahua, akira ]

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survivaltricks - 2020-06-25 13:54 (UTC) - Expand

The one who bit off my toe had just been bragging about killing off an entire family, but leaving one behind so that the survivor could feel the weight of despair on his shoulders...

[oh my god]

I can't believe this very same chihuahua is going around terrorizing people across the universe. . .

When will it be brought to justice?

When we finally step up.

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survivaltricks - 2020-06-25 14:25 (UTC) - Expand

[ AS SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS A MURDERED FAMILY HE LOOKS A LITTLE ANNOYED ]

[ hmm ]

[also hmmm]

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unpredicktable - 2020-06-25 13:50 (UTC) - Expand

Don't treat yourself, let someone help you, sir. [ yin yu's immediately on his way over to grab that med kit from him so someone can actually take a look at his injuries! you wouldn't let him treat himself last week!! ]

Please, allow me. [ besides, akira already asked the most important question: wtf, dick. ]

If you call her a chihuahua, even a fake, she'd kill you. [ it's muttered in response to Steph, almost reflexively as he runs a hand through his hair and waves off yin yu with the other-- ] I already took care of anything, it's fine.

[ this explains nothing, so; ]

A break in went a little more hardcore than I expected.

Who exactly is this she...?

Make believe memory. [ he waves a hand vaguely ] None of it was real, but some of the wounds transferred anyway. Like fear gas, except more annoying.

That's what happened when we visited the infirmary as well.

[ no, he's not letting you bat him away completely. at least let him look! ]