week 5, wednesday

[vigilantics]

[ when souji walks into the kitchen, he will spot stephanie! she seems to be... trying to reach something that's on the top of the fridge? unfortunately, because of the uno leggy, she can't actually jump or anything to reach it properly.

there's something purple up there. it looks like cloth? ]

Comments

[sanguinairy]

[Souji apparently has ZERO QUALMS WITH THIS since he immediately moseys to the fridge to take a peek inside...]

Hm... Oh, I think there's some cake in here? It looks like there's a fruit tray, too.

[vigilantics]

Great! We're taking them both.

[ they can be healthy while simultaneously being not. it's fine. ]

[sanguinairy]

Fruit does go well with cake, I've heard.

[FROM WHO. He'll start to pull the tray out first, though, setting it down on the counter so he can go back for the cake. RIP whoever this belonged to, hopefully they won't need a pick-me-up after body hunting on Friday.]

[vigilantics]

That's why fruitcake exist!

[ is it.

she'll grab silverware for them so they won't have to eat with their bare hands, like animals. ]

[sanguinairy]

Is there really a cake called "fruitcake"?

[SOUNDS FAKE STEPH. But he'll open the lids and set their feast down properly, grabbing two plates so they also don't have to just eat from the containers.]

[vigilantics]

Yeah!

[ ... ]

It's disgusting!

[sanguinairy]

[?????? WHY.]

...Your tone doesn't match up to your words.

[vigilantics]

If anyone here tries to feed you some, please bash them in the head with it as self-defense.

[ YEAH! ]

[sanguinairy]

[THAT'S CONCERNING ADVICE. But what's perhaps the most concerning--]

The fact that any cake can be described as having the ability to "bash" is concerning.

[vigilantics]

I'm telling you all of this only to protect you, Souji.

[sanguinairy]

Then I suppose I should be thanking you for saving me from such a terrible fate, hm?

[vigilantics]

You should! I'll always be watching your back, dude.

[sanguinairy]

Ah-- [He has her back too!! But...] Dude?

[Another one lost to the modern lingo hellpit.]

[vigilantics]

Oh, it's like... a term of endearment?

[ she's already got shirasu to call her "dude" like that. ]

Kind of like a universal nickname you can call multiple people.

[sanguinairy]

[Shirasu calling Stephanie dude is such a golden moment...]

Oh! I see... That's pretty convenient.

[vigilantics]

There's a lot more like it, but dude kind of holds a special place.

[sanguinairy]

Is it your favorite?

[Is he going to have to start calling Stephanie dude now too.]

[vigilantics]

It's pretty high up there?

[ please, for the love of god, do it. ]

[sanguinairy]

[Dude from here on, forevermore.]

I see! I'll have to remember it.

[vigilantics]

Great! I'm always happy to help.

[ with useless modern slang ]