damian

[vigilantics]

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[bittybat]

He is still just as annoying as usual.

[This is Damian's way of being fond. Probably.]

Just ask him. You'll be out of a shop ticket more than likely, but we don't know if anything else will happen if you don't complete that specific task. If it has an enactment period, it's better to do it earlier so it will wear off before the end of the week.

[vigilantics]

I guess...

[ it probably wouldn't hurt, maybe.

she sighs. ]

Have you used yours yet?

[bittybat]

[After a moment or two of consideration:]

Yes. It's the second time I've used it; the week before last being the first time. I'm wondering if I'm able to use it more than once in a given week, but I haven't attempted it yet.

[vigilantics]

Did your note specify it or not?

Mine specifically said it was a once per week use.

[bittybat]

[His face sort of breaks slightly.]

...Mine didn't allot me a number of uses in the fine print, no.

[me desperately reading the info over and over again to make sure]

[vigilantics]

Then... if it's safe to do so, you can test it out and see if you can do it more than once. It's good to know for the future, right?

[ and this seems like the best week to do it, because of the task. ]

[bittybat]

Nn. Perhaps I will make an attempt to see how far my limitations extend.

[please god give damian wayne some limitation i beg you]

[vigilantics]

... as long as it's safe!

[ she adds

that part again ]

[bittybat]

You and Grayson can stop hovering. I know what I'm doing.

[DOES HE]

[vigilantics]

I'd be concerned for anyone.

[ but like, mostly him ]

[bittybat]

For some reason, I highly doubt that.

[EVERYONE STOP HELICOPTERING HIM]

[vigilantics]

Okay, I have a higher investment of concern for you. I'm not sure why that's surprising.

[bittybat]

Why? I can look after myself, you know, Brown.

[Wait, this is about being a gremlin, isn't it? He frowns.]

I'm not going to do anything to jeopardize anyone else.

[vigilantics]

I don't think you're going to jeopardize anyone else.

[ her concern is

him. himself. ]

[bittybat]

Todd is the one you should be worried about. He lost a tongue last time, and was shot by an arrow. Among other things.

[STOP]

I was fine.

[vigilantics]

[ THE SPEED IN WHICH HE DOXXES JASON IS INCREDIBLE ]

Well, we're somewhere new now, and you have a hard time sitting down.

[bittybat]

[STOP, JASON NEEDS TO BE DOXXED. JASON DID SO MUCH AND GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK.]

I assure you that you have no leg to stand on, Brown.

[he does not understand

the true joke of what he just said]

[vigilantics]

[ she just

starts cough laughing ]

[bittybat]

Brown.

[:\]

What the hell is so amusing?

[vigilantics]

Oh, nothing. It's just a reference you wouldn't get.

[ ANYWAY ]

[bittybat]

[He makes a face.]

I will throw animal excrement at you if you do not explain yourself.

[vigilantics]

Just because you're ten doesn't mean I won't fight back.

[bittybat]

You cannot retaliate because you were the one who initiated the date. You have to wait until it's finished.

[vigilantics]

If you make the first move, it is completely in my right to defend myself.

[ i thank god every day their arguments don't get this stupid in public ]

[bittybat]

Tt. Stop deflecting and explain.

[time to have an argument like this at trial saturday]